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saphariadragon:

Yes, that is one direction and Justin beiber ductape. Found it in target. I don’t even.

Is it bad I really want to make a boffer out of this tape?

I need this in my life now.

Such a glaring problem

Why is it totally okay for people to say on their little grindr-tagged photos “This guy was being a creep/is ugly so I blocked him” (especially when they’re not being a creep, just saying “hello”), but the second somebody is spotted saying “not into/attracted to _______”, they’re publicly crucified as racist, homophobic twats? Also, if there’s something you’re not turned on by, isn’t it better to say that up front rather than having a long conversation which ends with something along the lines of “‘Want to meet up and play around?’ ‘No thanks, I’m not turned on by Latino people.’”? That just wastes everybody’s time.

Say you’re going to a potluck, and the host asks you to bring a veggie dish. Now, you detest broccoli. You can’t stand it. So, you don’t put it on the dish, allowing for more room for more delicious vegetables. Once you get there, the host asks “Where’s the broccoli? It’s a vegetable dish, isn’t it? Why do you hate broccoli so much?” You respond with “I just don’t care for that one vegetable - I have nothing against the vegetable, I’m just not going to put something on here that I don’t like.”

Just because you state a preference doesn’t mean you are a racist asshole. You just don’t want to hurt their feelings later on when they think they have a chance at a full relationship when you’re still just not really attracted to them physically.

And if you are one of the people that call them out on saying something like that, don’t turn around and say “eww you’re ugly” to another guy just because he’s older or overweight or not your type.

All of you who do this make me ashamed to be associated with you.

<3

<3


ifbythisyoumeanthat:

sorenhateseverything:

good

At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard.


I have nothing clever to say. So yeah.

ifbythisyoumeanthat:

sorenhateseverything:

good

At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard.

I have nothing clever to say. So yeah.

newdisaster:

mik3hunt:

videohall:

Dumb Ways to Die: The weirdest ad I’ve ever seen

> The one who ate superglue is my favorite.

> The little booty shake the kidney selling guy does makes me very happy.

> That ad sure took its sweet time getting to the point.

> Who knew death could be so warm, fuzzy and down right adorable?

> Catchy melody - check

Funny/weird lyrics - check

Cute/awesome video - double check

If this isn’t going to be a viral sensation, my understanding about how the internet (and tumblr) works needs to be corrected.

> It is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen in my life.

> The moose one was hilarious. He just accepts being shot.

omg this is so cute… and deadly

I didn’t even realize this was an advertisement and I certainly did not get that BUT

this

is

AWESOME!!!!

Absolutely adorable and I want this on my iPod. Now. :/

Jeremy Renner on Saturday Night Live

Kinda sorta my thoughts. ._.

Yusss

connorkanye:

connorkanye:

WE’RE SOARING

FLYING

THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

CAN YOU GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMG

No. No, I will not.

Try and stop me.

True story.

True story.

Literally cannot help myself laughing while looking at this.

True. :/

True. :/

loveandaccept:

This needs to stop.

NOW. :/
Guys, this isn’t cool. 

thatsqualitystuff:

narlynoodles:

AMERICA

horrible.

This is from Australia, you ignorant fucks. .____.

thatsqualitystuff:

narlynoodles:

AMERICA

horrible.

This is from Australia, you ignorant fucks. .____.

-ch4rlie:

hELP I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHREHGJHGKRJ

The first time I fell off my bed was when I first saw this.

mylifesarumor:

ch4se-your-dre4ms:

how about make it illegal to bully people online?

i think this is more important

Unfollowing is a form of bullying.

mylifesarumor:

ch4se-your-dre4ms:

how about make it illegal to bully people online?

i think this is more important

Unfollowing is a form of bullying.